First world problems. I really got em You may think they’re no big deal but I got tons For instance in my bed last night One pillow was too low Two pillows were too high I tried to watch a show before I went to sleep But my wifi was too slow It would not stream After a night like that you might think The next day would be better But so far it stinks! First I woke up to my girlfriend’s snores Then my morning latte was served lukewarm Couldn’t find an outlet to charge my phone Then I accidentally texted mom “lets ****” Oh… I tried to text her to apologize But before I could hit send My damn phone died It’s too much I need a break! So I’m gonna kick back And take a bite of this Double Jack When the world gets you down Don’t stand for that! You gotta turn it all around Don’t stand for that! Gotta put up a fight Don’t stand for that! Take the wrong and make it right! Don’t stand for that! No no no As I pondered that weird vision I just had I realized a lot of problems really aren’t that bad So I set out to travel this great land And try to help my fellow first world people understand I heard a spoiler about my favorite show Ay I’ll erase your memory Now you don’t know Not a single Ivy League school accepted my son He doesn’t need to go to college Here go have some fun I’m totally out of self-tanning spray Don’t worry I got a whole can of orange paint I broke a nail My shoes squeak I hate long lines Here eat these Double Jacks everything will be fine When the world gets you down Don’t stand for that! You gotta turn it all around Don’t stand for that! Gotta put up a fight Don’t stand for that! Take the wrong and make it right! With a Double Jack! With a Double Jack! With a Double Jack!
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