Yeah! It’s been a ride And I had to go through some pretty scary stuff to get where I am today And once you face your demons there ain’t nothing that can scare you Well maybe one two things Like did you read about that one guy who got buried alive? They went and put him in the ground without checking if he had died I’m not afraid to stand up here and speak what’s on my ******* mind And holy crap can you imagine waking up in a coffin confined But I digress this song is for me so **** the world Except for bees ah oh I have this thing about needles I always feel that I’ll keep bleeding it will truly be the end of me And that’s the way I feel when I look straight down from a balcony No ifs ands or buts I’m not afraid of you all knowing me But when I was 5 I saw ET and now aliens scare me Also spiders and centipedes are ******* creepy What if they lay eggs inside of me and bugs start crawling out of me But what I should have said first is bats are my curse and their ears and their fangs But the point of all this is I’ve been through the worst But seriously is it just me or are clowns The scariest thing in the whole ******* universe I’m not afraid to take a stand Just as soon as I wash my hands We’ll walk this road together through the storm But if there’s thunder I’ll be gone Just let you know that you’re not alone Just promise me that we’ll stay clear of volcanoes Yah see I’ve been through so many dark times I lost track but I never gone through the dark in my basement That’s too dark and there’s rats Can’t stand those things Gnashing tiny teeth don’t laugh Add a set of wings and they’re as bad as bats To my fans I’ll never let you down again I’m back Oh man did I mention attics I hate attics I’m not melodramatic It’s just dark spaces make me go ehh Also walking over those grates in the ground Relax I ain’t gone stop and freak out As long as I stay away from large crowds and riptides where I could drown Oh yah planes are off limits Cause I don’t know how they get up or back down So crap is just too scary to think about What if a shark came on land and started walking It’s so real ******* weird They just follow you around Oh man I didn’t even think about cheetahs Those mother ******* could run a running shark down I’m not afraid to take a stand Just check your boots for scorpions We’ll bring this world together me and you But no snakes or ghosts or we’re through Just let you know that you’re not alone But if I see a ghost snake you’re on your own But I just can’t keep living this way So starting today I’m done being afraid I’m starting up myself a support group I’m gonna have it ¿noses? done Get a therapist join a mailing list Can’t stop my life like this right now I am afraid don’t give a damn Please somebody just take my hand With all those in the struggles I did just fine but in the real world I’m terrified So get me out of this ******* hole From now on I’ll shoot all my videos at home
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