This is a love song. Your love for me is not debatable Your sexual appetite's insatiable You never ever make me waitable Delectable, inflatable you. You don't have problems with your weight at all You never steal food off my plate at all I never have to masturbate at all Unstoppable, inflatable you. You never seem to menstruate at all So you're not angry when I'm late at all I feel permanently fallatable Unpoppable, inflatable you. With you in my arms I feel we could just fly away With the right kind of gas I might even try it some day In this ocean of life I'm never afraid I might drown We could just float forever whatever the weather Whenever my inflatable lover's around. Your thighs and buttocks are so holdable You always do what you are toldable And if we argue you just foldable Controllable consolable you. My mates all reckon you are suitable I took you around to watch the footable And Steve and Gary said you're rootable Refutable, commutable you. You're never sensitive Or tickly When I rub you my skin goes prickly It's know as static electricity Felicity when I'm kissing you. Your skin is so smooth I couldn't afford you with hair You have all the holes real girls have got Plus one for the air Your problems are simple, I don't need my Masters in Psych To know if you get down I just perk you right up With a couple of squirts from the pump off my bike. You never wake up when I snore at all A trait which I find quite adorable You have a box and you are storable Ignorable, back-doorable you. Any sexual position's feasible Although you don't bend at the knees at all Your hooters are so firm and squeezable Increasable, un-creasable you. You don't complain about my hairy back Or about the inches that downstairs I lack You're not disgusted by my furry crack Burt Bacharach... Jack Kerouac... Oooo... Now birth control is not an issue I clean it all off with a tissue I bet my jealous friends all wish you Were insatiably inflatably theirs. Don't let me down. Don't let me down. Don't let me down. And I won't let you down.
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