Текст песни Tim Minchin - Miracle

[LAVENDER]My mummy says I'm a miracle[ERIC]My daddy says I'm his special little guy[ALICE]I am a princess[BRUCE]And I am a prince[LAVENDER, AMANDA, ALICE, HORTENSIA]Mum says I'm an angel sent down from the sky[BRUCE, ERIC]My daddy says I'm his special little soldierNo one is as handsome, strong as meIt's true he indulges my tendency to bulgeBut I'm his little soldier!Hup, 2-4-3![AMANDA, HORTENSIA]My mummy says I'm a miracleOne look at my face, and it's plain to seeEver since the day doc chopped the umbilical cordIt's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me![NIGEL, TOMMY]My daddy says I'm his special little soldierNo one is as bold or tough as meHas my daddy told youOne day when I'm olderI can be a solderAnd shoot you in the face![PARTY ENTERTAINER]One can hardly move for beauty and brilliance these daysIt seems that there are millions of these one-in-a-millionsThese daysSpecial-ness seems de rigueurAbove average is average—go figureIs it is come modern miracle of calculusThat such frequent miracles don't render each one un-Miraculous[CHILDREN]My mummy says I'm a miracleOne look at my face, and it's plain to seeEver since the day doc chopped the umbilical cordIt's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me![LAVENDER]My mummy says I'm a precious barrelinaShe has never seen a prettier barrelinaShe says that if I'm keen, I have to cut down on the creamBut I'm a barrelina, so give me more cake[MOTHER (1) & FATHER (2)]Take another photo of our angel in that costume that I madeThe role of tree has never been portrayed with suchConvincing sway[MOTHER (2)]That's right, honey, look at mummy![FATHER (2)]Don't put honey on your brother[MOTHER (2)]Smile for mummy; smile for mother![FATHER (2)]I think she blinked[MOTHER (2)]Well, take another![FATHER (3)]Have you seen his school report? He got a 'C' on hisReport![MOTHER (3)]What?![FATHER (3)]We'll have to change his school. His teacher's clearly falling short[MOTHER (1)]She's just delightful[FATHER (1)]So hilarious and[MOTHER (1) & FATHER (1)]Insightful[ALL PARENTS]Might she be a little brighter than the norm?I know to boys it's frightful form![All CHILDREN & PARENTS]

My mummy says I'm a miracleOne look at my face, and it's plain to seeEver since the day doc chopped the umbilical cordIt's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me!My mummy says I'm a miracleThat I'm as tiny and as shiny as a mirror ballYou can be all cynical, but it's a trust empiricalThere's never been a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as me![DOCTOR, spoken]A baby Mrs. Wormwood, a child, the mostPrecious gift the natural world canBestow upon us has been handed to you. ABrand new human being, a life, a personA wonderful new person is about to comeInto your life and bring you love andMagic and happiness and wonder[MRS. WORMWOOD]Oh! Bloody 'ell![DOCTOR]Every life I bring into this world restores my faith in humankind[MIDWIFE, spoken]Push Mrs. Wormwood, push![MRS. WORMWOOD, spoken]I'll push you in a minute![DOCTOR]Each new-born life, a canvas yet unpainted...This still unbroken skin...This uncorrupted mind...Every life is unbelievably unlikelyThe chances of existenceAlmost infinitely smallThe most common thing in life is life(baby cries)[DOCTOR]And yet every single lifeEvery new life is a miracle! Miracle![MRS. WORMWOOD, spoken]This is the worst day of my life!(sung)Oh, my undercarriage doesn't feel quite normalMy skin looks just revolting in this foul fluorescent lightAnd this gown is nothing like the semi-formal, semi-Spanish gown I should be wearing in the semi-finals tonightI should be dancing the tarantellaQui mon fella italianoNot dressed in hospital cottonWith a smarting front bottomAnd this horrible...[DOCTOR]Miracle![MRS. WORMWOOD]Smelly little—[DOCTOR]Miracle![MRS. WORMWOOD]Weakly little ball of fat![DOCTOR]Miracle, miracle, a miracle; every life's a miracleBeautiful miracle I have ever seen...[MR. WORMWOOD]I can't find his frank and beans...[DOCTOR]Every life is unbelievably unlikelyThe chances of existence, almost infinitely smallThe most common thing in life is lifeAnd yet every single life, every new life is a miracle!Miracle! Miracle![CHILDREN]My mummy says I'm a miracleOne look at my face, and it's plain to seeEver since the day doc chopped the umbilical cordIt's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me!My mummy says I'm a miracleThat I'm as tiny and as shiny as a mirror ballYou can be all cynical, but it's a truth empiricalThere's never been a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as ...[MATILDA]My mummy says I'm a lousy little wormMy daddy says I'm a boreMy mummy says I'm a jumped-up little germThat kids like me should be against the lawMy daddy says I should learn to shut my pie holeNo one likes a smart-mouthed girl like meMum says I'm a good case for population controlDad says I should watch more TV

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